Thursday, May 9, 2013

book review: the church planting wife



Do you ever have that lingering “I’M FORGETTING SOMETHING” feeling?? Princess has had it constantly for like three months. Every day she taps her forehead and goes hmmmmmmm. Okay yeah but then she FIGURED IT OUT. Her husband uncovered from the depths of his crowded truck a book. A book that Princess had not been able to find for so long that she forgot it was lost. A book that she had since bought on her Kindle because she forgot she had been given a copy of it. And then she saw what was tucked in the book (a sweet request from the author to review the book), and went “EEEEEK THIS IS THE THING!!!!” So, without further ado, and with emphatic apologies to the lovely Christine Hoover, here is Princess’ review of the book The Church Planting Wife (which she was supposed to do in FEBRUARY and TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE have because she certainly needed the truths in this book to encourage her during some trying moments these past few months!!):

Reading this book was similar to Princess’ experience playing blacklight dodgeball (her husband’s ingenious and uber-popular go-to youth event)—she got hit a lot. Christine is right on the mark. Like right on the mark. Sort of like Princess’ student who attended blacklight dodgeball and chucked a glowing pink ball right at Princess’ royal head. Christine’s wisdom is solid, precise, and relevant—so relevant that it’s almost a shame that the book is geared for the church-planting wife. Princess’ husband serves as a Student Minister at a church plant, so in a sense she may fall into this category, but really, anyone involved in ministry, even in a volunteer capacity, could glean invaluable insight from this book. (Perhaps one of the best uses for this book may be for ministry wives to explore it together, meeting regularly to discuss each chapter! Someone do that.)

The difference between Christine and the dodge-baller that hit Princess in the head is that Christine doesn’t cheer after she hits her mark. Christine approached each topic with a humility that really touched Princess’ hardened, cynical heart. She makes it clear that she’s going through these struggles with her readers. Here are a few of the struggles mentioned in the book that hit Princess smack in the nose:
  1. Stress—particularly the stress of ministry. Lately, ministry-induced stress has been like a 300-pound ogre sitting on Princess’ back. For the past few months, Princess has struggled more than she ever has to minister joyfully, to rest, to sacrifice. It all feels like too much sometimes, and Princess often finds herself exhausted and resentful. It would be easy to speak to a wife in that situation with condemnation, but Christine is tender-hearted and doesn’t resort to judgment (an approach that frees Princess to pursue selflessness rather than cling to her selfishness). She identifies the difference between ministry stress that comes from selfishness and the stress that comes from the false burden one might feel from trying to please anyone but God. (Princess certainly struggles with both.) Here are a few statements in the book that Princess really treasures:
    • “Stress multiples when it seems that nothing is ours—our husbands, homes, time, not even ourselves—or when everything in our lives revolves around ministry.”
    •  “If our lives are to reflect the One we follow, we must cultivate an inner quiet in the midst of outer busyness like He did.”
    • “We often associate peace with changed circumstances or a lack of busyness, but as Jesus modeled, God’s peace comes through dependence in the midst of busyness.”
    •  “When we fail to rest, we disobey God, refuse his safeguard for our hearts, and experience stress rather than peace.”
    • “Boundaries cannot be placed on a checklist, as much as I would like to sometimes. They are not often as simple as a yes or a no. Boundaries require our utter dependence on the Lord’s direction.”
    • “The sacrifice question must be answered every day, because ministry is not so much the big, dramatic acts of sacrifice but the little, unseen ones. Because we can do all manner of ministry activities and never be a living sacrifice, poured out for the benefit of others.”
  2. Spirit-led Curiosity
    • “I’ve discovered that everyone has a story. If I am simply curious about others, if I show genuine interest in them, I always find that they, in some way, have walked or are walking a hard, broken road. Spirit-led curiosity is our greatest ally in life, in ministry, and in friendship.”
  3.    Dealing with discouragement
    •  “My prayer is for thick skin and a tender heart.”
    •   “There is a mysterious value from heaven’s point of view to being in the darkness of life and still choosing to believe in a God who seems to have forgotten us. Darkness is part of the school for the soul, to delve into what really matters. To put away all that is frivolous or vain and to sift through what really matters. When we are desperate, we are serious, focused on what life is all about, what He is all about. “
  4. Thawing. This is Princess’ favorite concept, and one that she’s shared many times just this week. It’s the idea that you should purposefully let people see you at less than your best—when your house is a wreck and you didn’t have time to shower (so that's every other day if you're Princess). Princess does this in tiny ways—never untagging unflattering pictures on Facebook and regularly confessing embarrassing moments—but Christine reminded her how crucial this is. It brings our focus outward and soothes others that feel the pressure of perfection.
    •  “I’m practicing thawing, too—not worrying when other see my disarray on accident, even when I am not controlling what messes they’re allowed to see. In thawing, I find myself in a state of gratefulness. Less of my time is spend corralling life and more of it is spent seeing, listening, and relating. There is less coldness and looking inward, more warmth and seeing outward. Less trying to impress and more enjoying the life and people I love.”
    • A quote from Matt Chandler’s wife Lauren: “I needed to stop pretending I had it all together…If you don’t start walking in openness about your sin, you eventually start believing you do have it all together and that’s when you can end up ruining your marriage and your ministry and your own soul.”

Bottom line: The Church Planting Wife is scripturally based, full of hope and wisdom (some of which is from interview with other church planting wives that are sprinkled throughout). Some of its best advice is applicable to anyone: “Teach yourself to crave the Word, drench yourself in it, and learn to depend on God for everything that you need.”

A personal word from Princess (otherwise known as Caroline): Thank you, Christine, for a beautiful book that has resonated with me so deeply. I consider it a long-distance mentorship, and I am forever grateful.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

donuts


Princess: AHHH!!! I’m late! It’s 7:00!!! Why didn’t my alarm go off!! 
Husband: murfrustutusummm 
Princess: Wait—what day is it?? WHAT DAY IS IT?? 
Husband: murfrustutSaturdayusummm 
Princess: Saturday?!?! 
Husband: mmmmhmmmmm 
Princess: Oh thank goodness. Oh gosh. Okay wow, yay, I love Saturdays. 
Husband: murfrustutusummmdonuts 
Princess: What? 
Husband: murrfurrrrIgonnagetdonuts 
Princess: Okay!! Should I come with you? 
Husband: Mmmmmmm… k 
Princess: Great!! 

Princess and Husband get into the car and head two minutes down the road to Sam’s donuts. Husband makes this exact trip every Saturday morning, but this is the first time Princess has ever accompanied him. She notices that although she is being her usual delightful, chatty self, and Husband is acting bear-like.

Princess: Should I stop talking?? You seem single-minded to the point of recklessness. 
Husband: I need donuts. 
Princess: Well, I mean you’ll have them in like 30 seconds. 
Husband: I wish you could see what was happening in my head right now. 
Princess: I think there are donuts with cartoon faces wearing tap shoes and making jazz hands. 
Husband: Yes. 

At Sam’s donuts: 


Husband: Tell them what you want. 
Princess: Yeah, but I’m not sure yet. I need to look. 
Husband: TELL THEM. 
Princess: I just need a minute. 

Wide-eyed and filled with resentment, Husband turns to the cashier: 
INEEDTHREEBAVAIRANCREAMFILLEDECLAIRSANDABANANAFRITTERANDTWOCHOCOLATEMILKS. 

Princess: Oh I don’t want a chocolate milk. 
Husband: I didn’t order for you. 
Princess: Oh. Yikes. 

Princess orders a peanut butter donut and a blueberry cake donut, and the two leave the store. 

On the ride home: 

Princess: Do you want a donut? 
Husband: I DON’T EAT THEM UNTIL I GET ON MAYNARD. 
Princess: Okay… (waits 1.5 seconds) 
Husband: OKAY WE’RE ON MAYNARD NOW I NEED A DONUT. 
Princess: Okay… 
Husband: GIVE ME THAT DONUT. 

With a vigor that defies logic and Princess’ capacity for description, Husband eats three Bavarian cream filled ├ęclairs and chugs two bottles of chocolate milk before the pair arrives home two minutes later. 

At home: 

Princess: Now that we’re up, do you want to run that errand we discussed?
Husband: NO! Now I have to sleep. 
Princess: Why? 
Husband: BECAUSE I FEEL FUNNY. 
Princess: Well yeah, you ate three cream-filled ├ęclairs. 
Husband: I KNOW. 
Princess: Do you want your banana fritter? 
Husband: NO THAT’S FOR WHEN I WAKE UP!!! (Eye roll.) 
Princess: Okay, sorry. 

Princess has decided to no longer accompany her husband on his Saturday morning donut outings.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

hello from dogs!!!!!!!


HAY GURL ITZ US! 

So Mom was like, “Doods, you have not written a blog post in a while” and we were like “WUT we totes forgot!” We have been so busy. Mom says she told you all about our mole, and we were like YES that mole was soooo kewl. Little mole kept trying to run away and we were like “naw girl come play with us” and scooped her up with our teeth and tossed her back and forth. She’d kick her little foot, and it was so funny. Later that day, Mom was like “Uzi you have mole hair in your teeth, and you need to floss” and Uzi was like “GAH MOM LEAVE ME ALONE.” Anywayz, we like that mole. We don’t know where she went though. Maybe she does not want to be our friend anymore? That makes us sad. But Mom says, that’s okay, you have lots of other friends. Like the other day we got a SQUIRREL, and it was KEWL!! Fuzzy tails we like. And also chewy! We love it when our friends are chewy. Want to know what else we did?? One of us (Uzi) jumped over our indoor gate and ate ½ of every pair of shoes in the world plus a roll of wrapping paper and some trash! KEWL! And delish. Also one of us (Uzi) ate a tube of toothpaste on Mom and Dad’s bed and it was sooooooo fun. Mom was like “how did you magic dogs get that toothpaste?” Then Dad was like “grrrr grrr why you do this?” and got mad at Uzi who was like “heehaw that was hilar” but Ebenezer was like “OMG WHY CAN’T WE ALL GET ALONG” and peed on the floor. Ebenezer is a stress pee-er and probs needs some meds. 

Also did you hear that the next day we figured out how to push open the gate in our backyard and we played in the front yard?!?! Mom was all GET ON BACK HERE YOU PUPS and we were all hahahahaaa LOLZ. And THEN that night we got out the gate again and saw our whole neighborhood! SCHWEET! We like it! And not to complain, but we are HOT because we are trapped in a permanent coat!!!! Like how do we take our coat off! We don't know!! We have been drinking sOoOoOoO much water. I mean it’s like kinda annoying but beauty is pain so, you know.

Mmmmk bye!