Also, the pups got fixed last week, and no, THEY DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. They are both supposed to wear cone necklaces so that they don’t lick the unlickables. Yesterday Princess came up to see her dogs and they were looking at her like this:
Princess noticed Ebenezer was not wearing his cone of shame, and Uzi was hanging his head low, which is quite out of character for the proud creature. Upon further examination, Princess realized Uzi was a little weighed down because he had on TWO cones of shame. Confused by the whole situation, Princess rolled her eyes at his husband's strange logic that would lead him to remove Ebenezer’s cone and add it to Uzi’s neck. She texted Husband:
Princess: Hey dummy why is Uzi wearing two cones?
Princess: Uzi is wearing two cones and Ebs is wearing none! Confused! Why you do that?
Husband: I didn't do that...
So then Princess looked at her dogs with bewilderment. How did Magical Ebenezer wriggle free from the cone of shame and make it reappear round the neck of his brother Uzi?
Princess had this conversation with them:
Princess: Magical Ebenezer! Explain yourself!
Magical Ebenezer: A magician never reveals his secrets bark bark.
Princess: Uzi! What say you regarding this confounding atrocity?
Uzi: Grr grr sad face.
That is all.
(P.S. Look below and you shall see little feedback squares that allow you to pat Princess on the back or crush her soul. Clickity click now, and DON'T CLICK THE WRONG ONE.)