Tuesday, September 18, 2012

the royal desk

Yeesh. Princess efforts not to be a stereotype are failing miserably. Today's sparkly peplum top makes Princess look more like an ice skater than a teacher (TRIPLE LUTZ!), and her desk is looking equally ridiculous. Just yesterday a student asked her if she drank glitter. Princess replied, yes. Yes I do.

Behold the desk's excessive cupcakery:


  
 



...and overly girly school supplies:





What's that in the drawer? Googily eyes? Oh you don't keep googily eyes on hand? What if you needed to google something? (Sometimes Princess makes bad jokes. To distract you she'll show you this picture of googily eyes in hopes that their googiliness will help you forget the whole thing.)
 

...and finally, Princess' coping mechanisms for when the childrens act a fool: beverages and Bible verses
 

 
 



And as a reminder that she is a sane, stable person on occasion, a picture of Princess and her dude. (He's cute.)

 
 

7 comments:

  1. I LOVE those tape dispensers! Haha! Too cute!

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    1. Thanks Crissy! TWO different people bought them for me the same week, saying, "I just knew you had to have this." Hilarous!

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  2. I need that zebra high heel tape dispenser PRONTO!!!

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    1. Ha! I seem to remember you having a pretty awesome pair of zebra shoes... it only makes sense that you get a tape dispenser to match. :)

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  3. Eats, Shoots, and Leaves! Love that book!

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