|Princess' beautiful planner, which she loves with a dangerous kind of love.|
- Finding scriptural evidence that supports the idea that working out is a waste of time. (1 Timothy 4:8—you’re welcome.)
- Avoiding the Nazis.
- NOT LETTING ANYONE WRITE IN HER PLANNER.
|Sister invades Princess' planner in cold blood.|
But Princess’ concern has been heightened since that Friday box-checking, because it seems Sister has now moved past the planner and has begun blaspheming using Princess’ new typewriter. (Yes, isn’t Princess quite the hipster? According to this awesome article, she sooooo is. Her awesome Granddaddy gave her the typewriter on Sunday, and she is currently brainstorming how in the world she is going to lift it from the kitchen table, because obviously she does not have arm muscles due to the scriptural truths in 1 Timothy 4:8.)
Here is the evidence:
|Sister ruthlessly compromises Princess' hipster typewriter.|
Whatever. Princess doesn’t know what to do about it. And when she doesn’t know what to do, she googles really modest clothing so she can giggle at words like "culotte." Modest is hottest ladies, except for when it’s not.